Most Iconic Quotes From Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Over the years, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast has shared some memorable quotes with us. These women are at their most entertaining when they are debating one another. Let’s just say that your mother would blush at most of these remarks. Let’s review the most memorable RHOBH quotes from the past. Snug up!
Season 1: “You’re Such a F**king Liar, Camille.”
The first season started with a bang. Kyle Richards and Camille Grammer faced off during a cast trip to New York City. Camille was reportedly upset by a comment that Kyle made off-camera.
Kyle allegedly said that Camille was too boring to be part of the cast. But Camille’s famous husband at the time, Kelsey Grammer, made up for it. Viewers saw Kyle lose her cool when she denied making the comments. “You’re such a f**king liar, Camille,” Kyle said.
Season 2: “At Least I Don’t Do Crystal Meth in the Bathroom All Night Long, B**ch.”
Brandi Glanville cemented her place in Real Housewives history during this off-the-rails episode. During game night, Brandi was paired with Kyle and her sister, Kim Richards. Of course, Kim complained right away that she didn’t want Brandi on their team.
On crutches, Brandi observed Kim repeatedly use the restroom to touch up her cosmetics. Kyle occasionally accompanied her. Kim frequently worked alone.
Brandi’s mother bear out when Kyle advised her not to let her son urinate on a neighbor’s property. Kim was told by Brandi, “At least I don’t do crystal meth in the bathroom all night, b**ch. The other women were alarmed and indignant at Brandi. In a comical twist of fate, Brandi and Kim eventually became best friends—for a while.
Season 5: “Let’s Talk About the Husband.”
During Season 5, the cast trip to Amsterdam was like an extended dinner party from hell. Kim went after Lisa Rinna. Rinna had been talking about Kim’s sobriety behind her back.
Kim said, “Let’s talk about the husband” while Yolanda Foster was speaking. “Let’s not talk about what you don’t want out,” Kim added. Rinna went on the attack—literally. “You never go after my f**king husband,” Rinna screamed. Then she shattered a glass on the table after reaching for Kim.
So, Kyle did what all good sisters do. She fled the restaurant. Yikes!
Season 5: “Beast? How Dare You!”
Kim also pissed off Rinna’s bestie, Eileen Davidson, during the Amsterdam dinner. Eileen tried to calm Kim down. It didn’t go well.
Kyle’s sister told Eileen to “shut your f**king mouth.” Kim added that she had “enough of you, you beast!” Eileen summoned her soap opera acting experience to deliver her reply. “Beast? How dare you!” she exclaimed. It was glorious.
Season 7: “The Crown Is Heavy, Darlings. So Just Leave It Where It Belongs.”
Lisa Vanderpump’s Season 7 tagline said it all. At the time, she was the queen of RHOBH. And she wasn’t afraid to point out that her co-stars coveted her spot.
Season 9: “Goodbye Kyle!”
Season 9 of RHOBH was Lisa’s swan song. Kyle went to see her longtime friend at Villa Rosa. She wanted to discuss who leaked the “puppy gate” story about Dorit Kemsley. When Kyle accused Lisa of talking to Radar Online, and then refuting the story to TMZ, Lisa was appalled. And her gallant husband, Ken Todd, was enraged.
After Lisa swore on her children’s lives that she didn’t leak the story, Lisa and Ken told Kyle to leave their home. “Goodbye, Kyle!” Ken bellowed at her. A line that will live rent-free in our brains forever.
Season 10: “I Am F**king Denise Richards, Kyle.”
Actress Denise Richards only lasted two seasons on RHOBH. While her stay was brief, this ragamuffin made it memorable.
During a dispute with Kyle over whether Denise had glam before coming late to an event, Denise uttered her most famous line. In a confessional, she stated, “I am f**king Denise Richards, Kyle.” Then she burned her co-stars by noting that she had been on the cover of a ton of magazines. Easily one of the most iconic phrases from the Beverly Hills franchise.
Season 10: “Ooh, You’re So Angry.”
Before Denise joined the show, Rinna and Denise had been close friends for a long time. Because Rinna thought Denise and Brandi may have been having an affair, their friendship came to an end. Teddi Mellencamp and Kyle were informed by Brandi.
Denise disputed it. Rinna confronted Brandi after examining the text chain on her phone. Denise maintained that she very seldom encountered Brandi. Rinna, however, didn’t think so. Denise became chilly when Rinna mentioned that she had been issuing cease and desist letters. Who told her that knowledge, she questioned Rinna. Ooh, you’re so irate, said Rinna.
Denise dipped out of the show, and her friendship with Rinna. Do you blame her after that mean girl attack?
Season 12: “The Soap Actress in Lisa Never Leaves Her Body. It Would Take an Exorcism To Get the Soap Actress Out.”
Rinna pursued Sutton Stracke while hosting a wine tasting at her house. Intoxicated Rinna vowed to “f**king cut [Sutton] down!” Nobody was to discuss Rinna’s spouse or her two girls, she vowed. Now, despite Rinna’s antics, Sutton wasn’t frightened. Sutton admitted in her confessional that Lisa’s “soap actress in her body never leaves her body. To exorcize the soap actress would be necessary.